Aleisa Shirley
Nude

Aleisa Shirley burst onto the Skinematic Scene in 1981, when she won the leading role in the horror-thriller Sweet 16. But before you feel weird about it, know that as is the norm in Hollywood, she was a twenty year old pretending to have just hit legal driving age. She drove us crazy when, true to horror-thriller form, Aleisa managed to flash some flesh in the film. But while these days that usually means a busty blonde going tits out for the boys, Aleisa made sure to please with all three B’s including some big boobies we’d kill to squeeze during a shower sequence about fifteen minutes in. Then we see her go for a topless skinny dip. If your body is your temple, we’re worshipping at the altar of Shirley’s Temple! However, after a bit part in the Molly Ringwald sci-fi flick Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone (1983), Aleisa turned her attention to Boob Tube pursuits like the short-lived series Rituals, the mini-series Hollywood Wives, which at least gave us a blue bikini shot, and made-for-TV movies such as Lady Boss (1992) and Lucy & Desi: Before the Laughter (1991). She did manage to make it back onto the Silver Screen as a “Hooker” in 1995’s B-Grade cop drama Ballistic but sadly never quite got out of her hot pants. That was the last time we ever saw Aleisa on screen, who ditched the acting world and disappeared from the limelight almost completely when she did. One movie that featured Aleisa naked? Surely you can’t be serious? Unfortunately, we are serious when it comes to Aleisa Shirley.